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Success Demotivational Poster

SUCCESS - God gives every bird it's food, but he does not throw it into the nest

TAGS: bird success
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by wayne64

CloudchaserS - August 1, 2012, 12:22 am
Making it next in my list of thins I wanna check out :-)
Chrysophase2003 - August 1, 2012, 12:05 am
As a believer in crap happening, I feel bad for the beings crap created to be the bird's food.
spacedog - July 31, 2012, 7:18 pm
I must agree with my peers. This is very good Wayne. 5L
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 31, 2012, 10:44 am
How come we never see you at Religifake CloudchaserS?.....We might Mock religion sometimes, but we also discuss it.
CloudchaserS - July 31, 2012, 10:02 am
As a believer that there is a God, I agree with this very much!
wayne64 - July 31, 2012, 9:55 am
Done! Thanks1
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 31, 2012, 9:37 am
Nice!. Please post to Religifake also. Look at you, Mister popular! 5L
wayne64 - July 30, 2012, 9:01 pm
Thanks for the positive comment! I have it posted in motitwist.
rerun - July 30, 2012, 8:50 pm

Wayne - this is fantastic. Please post it to motitwist as well.


TAGS: success retard
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by IllicoPresto

NuitTombee - September 23, 2010, 5:37 am
How old is she?
booger13 - March 26, 2010, 1:37 pm
1 lion , because unfortunatly , some poor bastich is Shagging this >__> and im doing it out respect for him.// B13
Shamrock - October 9, 2009, 4:12 pm
How are there so many pictures of this meth-addicted cabbage patch doll?
M33P M33P - October 7, 2009, 1:37 pm
I agree Mally but Augra wasn't fat or retarded
Claire - September 20, 2009, 12:36 pm
She looks like she could be 12.
Purity - April 1, 2009, 4:07 am
How old is this tiny soon to be crying child with a used up vagina?
Mally - March 15, 2009, 9:58 pm
is it just me or does she look like a teenage version Augra from The Dark Crystal

EVERY TIME - I find the key to success... Some idiot changes the lock

TAGS: find the key to success
Rating: 4.74/5

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M0rd3kaI - October 29, 2013, 7:01 pm
Thanks, much appreciated, and all locks are cheap, this one is just set apart from the rest for looking good.
fascistfrenchman - October 27, 2013, 7:37 pm
We've all been there. 5L for the Motifake, plus an additional 1L for not using an image of a cheap MasterLock.

OPPORTUNITY COST - We just saved hundreds of dollars on Valentine's Day, by switching to Single.

TAGS: valentine s day success
Rating: 4.28/5

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GaryO - February 14, 2012, 10:30 pm
and there it i5

MONEY CAR CLOTHES HOES - I just wanna be Successful


TAGS: leadership blame success
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - October 17, 2012, 10:21 pm
Thank You. I wish our USA politicians would follow that advice. So sick of them and this election stuff...
Sho - October 17, 2012, 12:00 pm


TAGS: behind every successful man
Rating: 4.43/5

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TheGoat - April 5, 2012, 1:55 am
For the benefit of Americans, Maryon Pearson's husband was prime minister of Canada in the 1960s...
lgvernon - April 3, 2012, 11:06 am

M0rd3kaI - April 3, 2012, 5:44 am
And if I told you that it was me and that I'm highly wary of any and all things you do now?? (Sorry, I couldn't Keep up the B-S long enough... XD lol)
lgvernon - April 2, 2012, 10:18 pm

I would probably watch this guy paint an outhouse~~

SUCCESS! - Now I will never fail again!

TAGS: suicide success
Rating: 4.91/5

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Rick69 - March 4, 2012, 4:06 pm
Not sure if the shady avians make it more ominous but this is just one of those truly 5L (De)motivational Posters. . . Now make some more (please). . . :)
carebear - February 29, 2012, 12:33 pm
(carebear BANNED)
GaryO - February 29, 2012, 11:32 am
Whoa, now I 5ee it. For a minute there I just thought it was a silhouette of Marge Simpson perfecting the sleeper with her Bart yoyo
forseti - February 29, 2012, 9:01 am
You created a hall of famer I guess. Congrats! 5+faved
Zetmonk - February 29, 2012, 5:46 am
The optimism of the statement makes it terribly sad... 5L
laughingatstupidity - February 28, 2012, 11:01 pm
am i demented if i like this?
TheOne - February 28, 2012, 9:15 pm
Amazing on on all levels, real demotivation.
crankyhead - February 28, 2012, 4:58 pm
Hands down, this is your be5t one so far.


TAGS: life time joke success women girl ignore them
Rating: 3.31/5

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Arnaldo - November 16, 2009, 10:09 am
It's true, that's y you only get girls to talk to you when you are in a relationship
rerun - October 28, 2009, 7:24 pm

Claire - That is because you were raised not to rely on a man. I hope my daughter is the same way when she grows up.
Claire - October 28, 2009, 7:17 pm
That's odd. When a guy ignores me I assume he's not interested and move on.
Nick - October 19, 2009, 7:02 pm
Oh but it does. When I stopped giving affection to my crush, guess who became interested in me. that's right it works.
Claire - October 4, 2009, 10:38 pm
For the record guys, this doesn't work.


TAGS: life fate ability success achievement
Rating: 5/5

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agdaniele - November 30, 2010, 7:24 pm
Like you read about.
Sean - November 30, 2010, 5:03 pm
This is cool. Love it. And thanks for not being more specific about the kilt-caught-on-the-fence/mooning-the-entire-Scottish-wedding-party incident I told you about.



LIFE IS A DANCE - Filled with many intricate steps that no one will ever succeed in learning before the music ends.

TAGS: dance life knowledge music success
Rating: 4.77/5

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MissPriss - June 7, 2012, 1:29 am
Thanks cynic. Hope you don't mind the short version. Too tired to type the whole thing :)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 6, 2012, 4:09 am
I always said that anyone can break dance or mosh dancing, because everyone is too high and confused to correct any incorrect moves. And good job with the metaphor!


TAGS: success
Rating: 4.72/5

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TAGS: success can knock you on yer ass
Rating: 3.28/5

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phydeaux - November 20, 2009, 12:34 pm
Liz could come to my house....I'm good with that...
LogicDude - September 6, 2009, 10:33 pm
I think lolol is too busy NOT letting Liz Hurley have sex with him - like she would anyway - to make quality motifakes.
agdaniele - September 6, 2009, 9:05 pm
And lololol... maxing out at 1.75 certainly qualifies you to judge motifakes.
LOLOLOL - September 6, 2009, 9:04 pm
Um... Sean, this is a DEmotivational site, but at least it isn't fail like that scooby doo anime poster

UNIFORMS - The success or the failure of a team lays in the attire

TAGS: fashion success body curves
Rating: 4.51/5

More motifakes by calichi

rnbw00 - August 23, 2011, 5:53 pm
Ahh, those sneaky designers.
showmeone - January 30, 2011, 12:05 am
Miss Camel Toe 2011?
firedog911 - January 29, 2011, 7:59 am
Thought I was back in Saudi there for a minute... what with all the camel toes!
autumnspirit - January 27, 2011, 12:52 am
I must agree to that to a degree lol nice!

GUYS - 'cause simplicity succeeds.


TAGS: fire spontaneous combust success gary
Rating: 4.94/5

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Rick69 - April 14, 2012, 8:59 pm
I agree, as does my poster... However, I understand what you mean; but grant me a poetic license here... Burning oneself literally usually leads to nothing but pain... I'm using fire as a metaphor here for hard-work, determination & qualities such like...
Chrysophase2003 - April 14, 2012, 8:52 pm
Fairly certain death is the result of spontaneous combustion, not success.
GaryO - April 14, 2012, 1:12 am
I really am too, Rick…….It’s damn near my creed.
Rick69 - April 12, 2012, 3:52 pm
Heh heh... Pyromaniacs unite; but in a different way...
holymoly - April 12, 2012, 2:26 pm
Fire!!!!!! Nice take
Rick69 - April 12, 2012, 5:45 am
Glad you saw this one...
GaryO - April 11, 2012, 7:46 pm
nicely done, laddie


TAGS: road to success is fraught with distractions
Rating: 4.9/5

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rerun - August 15, 2010, 5:50 pm

well, after a week of vacation I have to do something to get back into the workplace mind set.
ICEMAN - August 15, 2010, 4:43 pm
Did you take a 'motivation' pill today, rerun?
spacedog - August 15, 2010, 2:29 pm
Very nice Rerun. I wondered why my GPS navigator kept telling me to make a u-turn. 5L



TAGS: success initiative pick a lock
Rating: 4.67/5

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suzieq - January 30, 2012, 8:10 am
won't be p5cky on this one. just make sure you don't touch it with your bare hands, cause with all that rust you might get jawl5ck :)

SOME ARE DRIVEN BY SUCCESS - Others are driven to the insane asylum ...

TAGS: some success driven insane asylum
Rating: 4.18/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 2, 2012, 11:17 am
I've been driven by and to both.


TAGS: goals success homeless
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Sterrane - November 11, 2011, 3:46 pm
Is giving homeless people reconditioned laptops part of the new Obama-care program? LOL
Hawamleh - March 22, 2011, 4:31 pm
did you know that the first mcdonalds opened here in amman in the year 2000, yeah..
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 22, 2011, 3:10 pm
You don't even have a McDonalds to work at (or wash in their bathroom)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 22, 2011, 3:09 pm
I think the ":P" at the end of his comment implies that he was joking....But I can see why you'd be annoyed Trash, you live in such a small, sad and pathetic town, you might as well be living on the street, And it's definitely colder for you.
TheTrashHeap - March 22, 2011, 2:51 pm
If you make money "through online" and yet are still homeless, might I suggest getting a real job? Anybody can work at Mcdonalds or dig ditches (provided they are sober).
lordbrett10 - March 22, 2011, 2:38 pm
I TAKE MAJOR OFFENSE TO THIS the only way i make money is though online and im homelss its rough and hard so u assholes that make fun of us becasue we are unforunate in many cases FUCK URSELVES :P thank you




SUCCESS - $500,000 a year working for Google Some people just reek of what...?

TAGS: revenge nerd geek success failure google
Rating: 3.23/5

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Chopperliscious - June 2, 2009, 9:52 pm
Geek solidarity!

I'm Not Finished Yet -

TAGS: success child super hero knowledge
Rating: 4.94/5

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Sho - May 4, 2014, 1:54 pm

If you're not with me when I'm failing -


POTHOLES OF LIFE - The road to success is always under construction.

TAGS: success construction rerun
Rating: 4.8/5

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ICEMAN - November 25, 2010, 2:52 pm
Nice platitude.

THE SINGLE MANS' PHILOSOPHY - How he interprets it: Eat, drink and party til dawn!

SUCCESS IS NOTHING BUT LUCK - ...Just ask any failure.

SUCCESS - If only it were that easy

TAGS: success
Rating: 3.18/5

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SUCCESS - In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstien

EPIC SUCCESS FAILURE - Shortly after basking in the glory, you realize you'll probably never feel so good again.

TAGS: success failure glory
Rating: 4.7/5

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maoworks2 - January 11, 2012, 9:44 am
So True One Up.


TAGS: success christopher walken lessons from the master
Rating: 3.72/5

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Zed - January 2, 2010, 4:04 am
Eh, needs more cowbell.
Derek - January 1, 2010, 4:49 pm
Heheh, nice one

Victory -


TAGS: leadership office work management success
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

crankyhead - October 11, 2010, 12:33 pm
perfectly captioned.


TAGS: success poster klingon cubby
Rating: 4.94/5

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Cubbybear - October 11, 2010, 2:13 pm
Jennifer Gardner makes a sexy Klingon
AdmiralAckbar - October 11, 2010, 1:16 am
AdmiralAckbar - October 11, 2010, 1:16 am
that all depends on if there is an af26limie


GRADUATION - An event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that "individuality" is the key to success.


TAGS: work train success
Rating: 4.63/5

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Greeny - August 14, 2012, 7:31 pm
N1 Sho - picture perfect
M0rd3kaI - August 14, 2012, 6:35 pm
Although 'QuotiFakes' are more often than not crap... the picture suits the quote. 5L from me
Sho - August 14, 2012, 6:13 pm
been a while since I got a 2L xD


TAGS: success equals ignorance plus confindence pzy
Rating: 4.61/5

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Reality Lord - October 11, 2010, 4:14 am

5blue steels dude...magnum just ins't enough
CoolioIndeed - October 10, 2010, 11:33 pm
It must be that Damn Hansel. He's so hot right now!
pzykosiz - October 10, 2010, 10:20 pm
thanks man.
CoolioIndeed - October 10, 2010, 10:00 pm
This is full of win. 5 Blue Steel's.

SUCCESS - ..sometimes it's just sitting on your ass & enjoying the view !

TAGS: success ass view snowboard adrian
Rating: 4.44/5

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hootizz - February 3, 2011, 5:15 am
yeah baby..!!, the 'cone'.., man I need to get there this year...
Derek - January 30, 2011, 8:01 pm
Treble ;-)

SUCCESS - always in view but never in reach

TAGS: success
Rating: 4.36/5

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Neener - October 27, 2010, 4:39 pm
Reminds me of the Ice Age movie. Cute pic, good quote.


TAGS: ahhh the sweet smell of success
Rating: 4.14/5

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HtD - January 25, 2010, 3:58 pm
Haha, very true. And this one is still a good laugh.
BoneCD - January 25, 2010, 3:45 pm
I almost went down that road HtD, but I figured I've beaten that subject to death and enough is enough, eh.
HtD - January 25, 2010, 3:40 pm
A rose by any other name is Narutarded.



TAGS: they would call this a success
Rating: 3.53/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

templar13 - March 3, 2012, 11:00 am
Um, looks like they're wearing leather boots.
LinkFox101113 - January 3, 2010, 11:14 pm
PETA with guns... Just a bad idea...
Sean - June 15, 2009, 5:12 pm
"French-cut" diaper? Ewwww! You may have just ruined GILF porn for me. Leaving only ... every other kind of porn -- so don't mess with that. Please?
LogicDude - June 15, 2009, 1:55 pm
Where's my Hasenpfeffer!?!?
moooooooooooooooooooo - June 15, 2009, 12:28 am
See!! night all, gotta work early.
agdaniele - June 15, 2009, 12:24 am
French-cut, I know.
moooooo - June 15, 2009, 12:20 am
Yeah, but it was a suggestive diaper.
agdaniele - June 15, 2009, 12:16 am
Ummmmm..... I saw only one monkey. And he was wearing a diaper.
mooooooooooooooooooo - June 15, 2009, 12:15 am
Guinness famine? (like potato famine but with more fistfights)
mooooooooooooo - June 15, 2009, 12:14 am
BTW, those monkeys were asking for it....did you see how they were dressed?
agdaniele - June 15, 2009, 12:14 am
What the hell? Am I the only sober one here tonight?
moooooooooooooooo - June 15, 2009, 12:13 am
Ewwww. A Nick Coppola reference. If I was sober I might have understood that.
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 11:52 pm
Or, is it just the avatar? Sort of like where Nicholas Cage would be had he not got the part in Valley Girl. Like a frustrated actor, turned department store easter bunny would be easy lay?
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 11:50 pm
Now, when you say "bag" a rabbit... does that mean you've moved past monkeys?
mooooooooooooooooo - June 14, 2009, 11:47 pm
If I could bag a rabbit as big as Sean's Avatar. Well, We could eat for a week. No more craft dinner and bagged milk for us.
Sean - June 14, 2009, 11:45 pm
Let me re-phrase that. Bunnies are good people. People on the other hand, they can go either way.
SP - June 14, 2009, 9:06 pm
People (who) Enjoy Tasty Animals?...
Sean - June 14, 2009, 8:53 pm
I don't have a problem with that. Bunnies are good people.
mooooooooooooooo - June 14, 2009, 8:39 pm
One tasty,tasty Rabbit.
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 5:17 pm
Power to the poodles!
FTACHASER357 - June 14, 2009, 5:13 pm
Now this is FUNNY!



TAGS: task reward success rerun
Rating: 4.87/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 24, 2010, 1:33 pm
Mooooooooooo likey. I just wish they were brunettes....



TAGS: lsd aa success
Rating: 4.46/5

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briantoo - May 31, 2011, 8:50 am
Wondering how flashbacks affect the statistics.... ;-)


TAGS: poster success babe
Rating: 4.42/5

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Kung-Fu Devil - July 13, 2010, 9:55 am
*makes notes*
thatonechick - July 13, 2010, 9:02 am
Sarcastic comment... several lions... the end.
forseti - July 13, 2010, 8:30 am
_GUINNESS_! 2N, 2S... ignorant blasphemer! :P
Ed-Hyde - July 13, 2010, 7:40 am
Don't forget the guiness and bacon. Maybe an explosion or two. I think I've got a new motifake to create.
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 7:56 pm
Wow, that's a cute girl.


TAGS: food caterpillar success brazilian swedish
Rating: 4.19/5

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Cubbybear - August 1, 2010, 1:28 pm
Ah the softcore days...I remember them well. 5L



TAGS: success
Rating: 3.63/5

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coldinjected - January 3, 2011, 1:45 pm
Love it. Especially as a racing fan. 5L.
Sean - August 21, 2009, 11:52 am
Uhm, is the starting line also the finish line in that particular competition?
Haarakkon - August 21, 2009, 11:47 am
Far more ironic that an exploding car would be the most likely source of the flames in the background. Nicely done poster, though.
Derek - August 21, 2009, 3:36 am
Good poster. Ironic that success here is being best at driving around in circles.



TAGS: market vegemite success
Rating: 2.67/5

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GSJ21 - May 14, 2010, 3:30 am
Dude, trust me. You don't wanna know. And as far as I recall real men still have tongues
CANADA - May 13, 2010, 8:59 pm
WTF is it?
agdaniele - May 13, 2010, 8:57 pm
I've tried it... friend gave it to me on toast... couldn't fight it down to save my life. If eating this is a sign of a real man, then call me Shirley. I'll stick to butter, jelly, cream cheese... things that don't taste like vitamin B.
Bones9 - May 13, 2010, 8:27 pm
*shrug* Haters lose out, only Real men can handle the taste of Australia
heathentod - May 13, 2010, 6:46 pm
I like this one

PREDISPOSITION - Yeah... I know what you're thinking.

Know fear -

TAGS: shark underwater fear drink successories
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - May 20, 2013, 4:15 pm
Hear Hear! 5 Liters or litres, at least 5 anyway

It's All About Me -

TAGS: success opportunity sex humor life
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - August 28, 2014, 10:46 pm
Thanks. I loved the icons :)
spacedog - August 28, 2014, 9:39 pm
Funny stuff.

Blurred Vision -

TAGS: imagination envisage successful
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - July 16, 2014, 6:05 pm

disappointment -

Tom Petty -

Pablo Picasso -

TAGS: success copy
Rating: 5/5

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Sho - August 26, 2013, 4:25 pm
thx, RL
Reality Lord - August 26, 2013, 4:05 pm

this is quietly epic. fav'd and 5'd.

Making Paper Airplanes -

TAGS: making paper airplanes success airman
Rating: 4.94/5

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MissPriss - June 11, 2013, 1:13 am
Thanks for all the comments. And Airman get back here!
mariand - June 10, 2013, 3:28 am
When I thought I forgot how to do paper airplanes, I had to teach my son how to do it... now my house is full of paper airplanes and the show goes on...;)
Sho - June 9, 2013, 10:22 pm
still in the air, there is no stopping him. hope he drifts by again
lgvernon - June 9, 2013, 9:18 pm

Oh, I do miss him! Great poster!
Greeny - June 9, 2013, 9:05 pm
Outstanding tribute!

If I Should Fall From Grace -

TAGS: beer alcohol life success destiny
Rating: 4.93/5

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Greybeard - August 29, 2014, 10:14 pm
I've got too many success stories under my belt. :)
MissPriss - August 29, 2014, 10:34 am
Wow...that's where my 5L "rye" whiskey comes from? Who'd of thunk?

The Sum Of All Fears -

TAGS: success college life sex actress
Rating: 4.92/5

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Greybeard - May 26, 2014, 10:55 pm
unfortunately I dropped out after blue, blew and the french word bleu :)
EmilioDumphque - May 26, 2014, 4:40 pm
...and in college you didn't learn the difference between to, too, and two?

THE KEY - To Making A Successful Motifake Master The Idea Unlock The Imagination

TAGS: master motifake think success
Rating: 4.91/5

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rerun - November 8, 2010, 6:56 pm

what did he say?
DavidEMartin - November 8, 2010, 3:42 pm
Mastering irony, cleverness, and wit helps too. Otherwise you're just another rightwing hatchet job over on Politifake.
rerun - July 20, 2010, 6:18 pm

rerun - July 20, 2010, 6:18 pm

Only when Icocnclast is here...oops, did I out a bomber? my bad
Faceplant31 - July 20, 2010, 6:14 pm
I see, that is usually how the cookie crumbles round these here parts.
rerun - July 20, 2010, 6:12 pm

Thanks - It did well until Tim log on....and Tim, the mods have your number.
Faceplant31 - July 20, 2010, 6:00 pm
Rerun, this is amsome in everyway it could be. 5L
Cubbybear - July 16, 2010, 10:13 pm
In other words...stop taking everything so serious. Relax...Have fun...take a joke and dish them out


SUCCESS - Is Not About How Much You Have... Is About How Much You Don't Need...

TAGS: success needs
Rating: 4.88/5

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agdaniele - July 20, 2010, 11:30 pm
Well done!


TAGS: vintage nurse pinup success humor
Rating: 4.71/5

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lgvernon - August 19, 2013, 10:07 pm

And it would take the undertaker half-a-day to get the smile off your face...
GaryO - August 19, 2013, 9:58 pm
If she was my doctor, she wouldn’t need a stethoscope, she could just watch it beat…for a while.
lgvernon - August 19, 2013, 9:37 pm

It's because your doctor's just lookin' out for your heart!~
GaryO - August 19, 2013, 9:24 pm
Why is it that I never get that babe when I go to the doctor, or even give blood…..I get Olga…guess I should just be glad she always has scrubs on….(shudder)
lgvernon - August 19, 2013, 8:53 pm

Thank you, Icon!~
Iconoclast - August 19, 2013, 8:49 pm
I'd give you 5 pints for that ..... but I have to wait 8 weeks between pints.

THE KEY TO SUCCESS - Take it slow and steady, paying attention to details.

Success -


IRONY - making it in the real world...rejected by motifake

TAGS: bmw success
Rating: 4.2/5

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maoworks2 - October 2, 2012, 3:57 pm
Don't Think So.
ughomer - October 2, 2012, 3:23 pm
Dog appears to be GaryO, but I could be wrong!
maoworks2 - October 2, 2012, 3:07 pm
I Didn't Make It In The Real World So I'm Sorry But Get Over It !
Sho - October 1, 2012, 11:14 pm
Whatever that can make you make it through life, when on motifake, do the opposite
Reality Lord - October 1, 2012, 9:39 pm


SUCCESS - Some people dream of success. While others wake up and work hard at it.

TAGS: the secret of my success i get at that hole and work it
Rating: 4.08/5

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agdaniele - May 27, 2010, 8:22 pm
Very nice.

IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED - Then Mountain-biking in the Grande Canyon probably isn't for you

TAGS: bike fail wipe out success
Rating: 3.84/5

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lesterinside - February 19, 2010, 12:14 am
At that height, at least you'd leave a remarkable impression
agdaniele - February 15, 2010, 10:20 pm
(and for the record, putting an "e" at the end of the name doesn't make mountain biking a respectable sport)
agdaniele - February 15, 2010, 10:20 pm
LMFAO @ Logic!!!!!!! FT f'n W!
LogicDude - January 21, 2010, 6:48 pm
Is the Grande Canyon anywhere near the Venti Latte Canyon? Just askin'!
LogicDude - January 21, 2010, 6:48 pm
Is the Grande Canyon anywhere near the Venti Latte Canyon? Just askin'!
Faceplant31 - January 21, 2010, 5:38 pm
5 Faceplants for you
pieman - January 21, 2010, 5:26 pm
Nice. 5 Wiley Coyoties for you.

SUCCESS - The surest way to success Is hard work, raw talent And big breasts

TAGS: demotivate success
Rating: 3.79/5

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5butjam - June 30, 2010, 12:32 pm
Remind me to never mention breasts again...
TheTrashHeap - June 30, 2010, 11:23 am
If it`s for soft Drugs we would welcome you with open pipes!
thatonechick - June 30, 2010, 10:59 am
I don't think Canada will let me in. LoL! I have a record.
TheTrashHeap - June 30, 2010, 10:53 am
Move up here, Free health care! or to france. Free health care, daycare, homecare and every employer MUST give 5 weeks paid holidays to every employee every year. Also free college.
thatonechick - June 30, 2010, 10:51 am
That'd be if I could afford it. As you can see, I can't afford to pay attention lately... :P
TheTrashHeap - June 30, 2010, 10:46 am
Sorry to hear that. Sounds like a prudent move. Better safe....
thatonechick - June 30, 2010, 10:44 am
Not sure I'd make it that long! Actually, as my mom died of breast cancer, I'd rather have all the tissue removed and then replaced with some implants. Removes about 97% of the risk for cancer...
TheTrashHeap - June 30, 2010, 10:40 am
That's a plan! Who cares if they look like fried eggs hung on nails when you're 80!
thatonechick - June 30, 2010, 10:38 am
LoL! I doubt I really would. Or I'll at least wait 30 years when it'll be truly beneficial.
TheTrashHeap - June 30, 2010, 10:36 am
Leave'em. Anymore than a mouthful is a waste! Also do you realy want to be tucking them into your pants in 30 yrs? The bigger they are the lower they sag.
thatonechick - June 30, 2010, 10:32 am
Perhaps I should begin some sort of money collection, offering a timeshare arrangement once they're installed.
TheTrashHeap - June 30, 2010, 10:30 am
thatonechick - June 30, 2010, 10:29 am
It can be a vicious cycle, actually... A nice, new pair of big breasts can cost upwards of $5000! And how'm I supposed to make that much money without big breasts to begin with?!?
forseti - June 30, 2010, 9:02 am
most of my buddies think I should go to gym more often 'cuz my breasts are too big, but I don't have any success?!? strange.


TAGS: greyscorpion success talent drugs motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.75/5

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GreyScorpion - February 24, 2010, 2:15 pm
Thank you, Mr Ron. Great poster!! Of course 5L. I owe any and all success to modern living through chemisty,... especially since I can now get those little blue pills from a Canadian Pharmacist at 1/2 price!!


WINNING THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE - By selling them liquor, cigarettes and Meth.


TAGS: success
Rating: 3.63/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 23, 2009, 6:18 am
I think the crack you're smoking is tainted Derek. 5 lions Ron.
Derek - August 23, 2009, 6:16 am
So when Bolt ran the fastest 100 and 200m races ever... nobody noticed? And how is anyone likely to fail in a maze in full view? Die to a minotaur with TV crew on hand?
RON - June 19, 2009, 7:49 pm
Airman thx...lol Was a nice month and half...now need to borrow from u to pay for...lol
Airman - June 19, 2009, 6:32 pm
About time you got your butt back here..
BoneCD - June 19, 2009, 3:44 pm
How true


TAGS: another successful eharmony match
Rating: 3.59/5

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Faceplant31 - July 15, 2010, 6:37 pm
HIlarious! This should be in the HOF! 5L

SUCCESS - To be a successful person, you need to succeed

TAGS: success succeed
Rating: 2.7/5

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elixiri - November 28, 2011, 6:20 am
This is Carlos Slim.
Verdeckt - August 9, 2011, 4:48 am
He's ICEMAN?! Funny I had something else in mind
ICEMAN - August 8, 2011, 8:24 pm
To be a Motifaker, you need to Motifake. See, that wasn't funny either. 2
Verdeckt - August 8, 2011, 5:48 pm
Ok, I lead a sheltered life, might help if I knew who he was..


BITTERSWEET SUCCESS - Just because Cubby gave you an A+ doesn't mean you still get to keep your cherry.

FAILING - That kid succeeded in


Change Almost Never Fails -

TAGS: change protest riot failure success
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - March 18, 2016, 1:27 am
Thank you. :)
concern3 - March 17, 2016, 11:48 am
Nice, an UP yours


Aspiration -

TAGS: goals objectives rewards success
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - October 17, 2015, 7:54 pm
Excellent Greeny! 5L!

Life In The Fast Lane -

TAGS: success goals barriers construction determination
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 4, 2015, 9:25 pm
Va-roooom Mr. Gary!
MissPriss - November 4, 2015, 9:25 pm
That or a crew of 8 men...2 to do the work and the other 6 to hold up the shovels by using their own body weight...teehee. Thanks Jesus
MissPriss - November 4, 2015, 9:23 pm
Yep and the ultimate manager of all that work is the government. Thanks for the 5 dawg.
GaryO - November 4, 2015, 5:23 am
Take....the road...floor it
JesusWept - November 3, 2015, 8:10 pm
And the crew is constantly on strike! L L L L L
spacedog - November 3, 2015, 7:53 pm
Ha! And poor management! 5L

Get up -

TAGS: faliure success heart caveman
Rating: 5/5

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caveman - November 27, 2015, 5:46 pm
Been flat out at work for a few months, and now i'm planning a move to London
Greeny - November 24, 2015, 7:06 pm
Izzat where you been?

Told Ya So -

celebrate ! -

Guys...... -

Flailing -


TAGS: success pregnancy analogy humor
Rating: 4.95/5

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lgvernon - January 25, 2016, 9:11 pm

Thanks, C!
lgvernon - January 25, 2016, 9:11 pm

Just could not help myself. Thanks!
JesusWept - January 25, 2016, 9:03 am
HEY! You used the f-word! Where's the red frame?? Very good! 5 L's
concern3 - January 25, 2016, 5:34 am
nice a 5er